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- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
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- Brown shoes don't make it
- Brown shoes don't make it
- Quit school, why fake it?
- Brown shoes don't make it?
- TV dinner by the pool
- Watch your brother grow a beard
- Got another year of school
- You're OK, he's *too weird*
- Be a plumber He's a bummer
- He's a bummer every summer
- Be a loyal plastic robot
- For a world that doesn't care
- Smile at every *ugly*
- Shine on your shoes and cut your hair
- Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
- Be a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work
- Do your job, and do it right
- Life's a ball! (TV tonight!)
- Do you love it, do you hate it?
- There it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)
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- A world of secret hungers,
- Perverting the men who make your laws
- Every desire is hidden away,
- In drawer, in a desk,
- By a Naughahyde chair
- On a rug where they walk and drool
- Past the girls in the office
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- You see in the back, of the cynical mind
- The dream of a girl about thirteen
- Off with her clothes and into a bed,
- Where she tickles his fancy all night long
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- His wife's attending an orchid show
- She squealed for a week to get him to go
- But back in the bed his teenage Queen
- Is rocking and rolling and acting obscene
- Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby!
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- And he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes!
- She bites his fat neck, And it lights up his nose,
- But he cannot be fooled, Old *City Hall Fred,*
- She's nasty, she's nasty, She digs it in bed!
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- Do it again, and do it some more!
- That does it, by golly, it's nasty for sure!
- Nasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty!
- *(Only thirteen, and she knows how to NASTY)*
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- She's a dirty young mind. Corrupted, corroded...
- Well she's thirteen today, And I hear she gets loaded
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- If she were my daughter I'd...
- *What would you do, Daddy?*
- If she were my daughter I'd...
- *What would you do, Daddy?*
- If she were my daughter I'd...
- *What would you do, Daddy?*
- Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
- And strap her on again, *Oh baby!*
- Smother that girl in chocolate syrup,
- And strap her on again!
- She's a *Teenage Baby,* and she turns me on,
- I'd like to make Her do a *nasty*
- On the White House Lawn!
- Going to smother that daughter in chocolate syrup,
- And boogie till the cows come home!
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- Time to go home, Madge is on the phone
- Gotta meet the *Guerneys* And a dozen gray attorneys
- TV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school
- Life is such a ball I run the world from City Hall